View Full Version : Do you have a cleaning lady ?

09-19-2008, 09:52 AM
I just discovered a senior member of EPICmtb has a cleaning lady !!
So I ask you to take part in this poll

Fat Fecker
09-19-2008, 09:54 AM
Posh git..... Name and shame, I say.
My wife has a gardener.... Thats why I'm out on my bike so little...

09-19-2008, 09:57 AM
I will name and shame after a few more posts..you won't believe who it is either, I haven't stopped laughing since I heard..

09-19-2008, 10:00 AM
Is this for cleaning his house or his bike?

If it was for the bike you could sort of respect it.

09-19-2008, 10:06 AM
I'd easily live with the shame ...
imagine hopping out of your car to a sparkly house and big dinner after a dirty wet wintery
day-long rip around Glendo, your bike is taken in, washed, oiled, kissed and put to bed/shed
then your gear is washed and dried and ready for the next rip....
and you are told that you look great, and fit, and fast...

09-19-2008, 10:10 AM
That's what a wife is for... in theory.

09-19-2008, 10:12 AM
yeah, good ole theory, rarely ever makes it into production though...

09-19-2008, 10:15 AM
That's what a wife is for... in theory.

HA ha ,class, I'd say your wife would love to see this!!

09-19-2008, 10:24 AM
oh no Oisin..you will pay for this..oh my god..did you really type that..!!

09-19-2008, 10:38 AM
Find out if she does the happy ending!!!! Ill take two please Bob.

09-19-2008, 12:07 PM
Is that a fancy new gadget like a hair straighter or a lady shave, one that you plug in and it cleans ladies? If so that would be a great idea, I know a few that could do with a good scrubbing.

Or is it one of those Ladies that cleans? If so no need to waste the money, Iíve heard you can get Armenian families and if you let them live in one of your presses rent free they come out at night and clean the place up.

The club should get on of those Ladies that Clean, it would be deadly, she could turn up after the Blast and give the place a tidy, she could wait in the car park till we come back from spins, clean up after us, put our stuff away? It would be deadly.

We could even get two and race them?

09-19-2008, 12:27 PM
hold on...2 other people have cleaning ladies, own up !!

09-19-2008, 12:37 PM
I would love to have a cleaning lady. Why should I spend my precious time cleaning when I could be out riding in the hills?

I actually would get one if I found someone that I would trust.

09-19-2008, 12:39 PM
Look this witch hunt has to end, what next? People who iron too much or polish their exhaust tips? Cut too much grass? Shave their legs? Drink too much wine? Spend too much time on ebay?

09-19-2008, 12:39 PM
Well give Alfie a call..hes the man !! I doubt theres any happy endings, Skippy !! thats massages isn't it..

09-19-2008, 12:41 PM
what are you owning up to then... ?

09-19-2008, 12:57 PM
NO HAPPY ENDING!!! Why would you bother Unless she was Durrrrrrrrty if you get my meaning. I alway fancied myself sitting back on the sofa with me spiderman pants on watching some durrrrrty french maid with a large feather duster cleaning up around me.
BUT THERE HAS TO BE A HAPPY ENDING...Alfie your a legend.

09-19-2008, 01:05 PM
Spiderman Pants..priceless !!

09-19-2008, 06:21 PM
i had to do something to free up some more time for reading @#xy emails going to meetings and cleaning race courses anyway i think theres no better use for club funds and the chairman shouldnt have to clean up after himself,
thanks MEMBERS

09-19-2008, 06:29 PM
tell us about the happy endings Mr Chairman

09-19-2008, 07:02 PM
It was slow in coming, but after reading the last two pages, I realise I'm way, way too normal for this club!! Maybe a few more knocks on the head.....?
Besides, have you never heard of "home support" - where the HSE pays for people with incapacitated parents/kids/spouses to have a "cleaning lady" help out about the house? (Don't think they'll clean the bike though.....)

09-19-2008, 07:09 PM
Well Joe, wait till we get the Jaegerbombers going at The AGM and you will know what it means to be in EPIC !!

09-19-2008, 07:25 PM
myself, mark and hunty have a new variation of those named in your hounour watch out you'll be in trouble.

09-19-2008, 07:34 PM
a Byrner*******Bomber no doubt, do they sell them in the Blue Light?

09-21-2008, 07:07 PM
This is serious, BON also has a cleaning lady..what country am I in again...? If Gerry mac gets a cleaning lady i'll have a heart attack !!

09-24-2008, 08:00 PM
Cleaning ladies are dangerous. They can take your eye out in a flash and most them love blackcurrants. Beware .
And I really believe the majority of epic members deserve to have on at home because you are all fecking fecked in the head. The madness you all discuss is just not right. You all slowly slide the slippy slope of being super special. "Thats alliteration at its best" Can I please come to your xmas party just to watch from a distance.


09-24-2008, 08:06 PM
absolutely, you are more than welcome..
I can't wait to see what drink the lads have created in my honor !!